Mostly Nothing

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That’s terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we’re prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"

A teacher asks her class, ‘’If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'’ She calls on little Johnny. ‘’None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'’ The teacher replies, ‘’The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'’ Then Little Johnny says, ‘’I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'’ The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ‘’Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'’ ‘’The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on… but I like your thinking.'’

Indonesian soccer team made a really suprising debut by beating Bahrain 2-1 in its first game. It’s a big win considering Indonesian soccer fans have been expecting an awakening from the Indonesian soccer team. The multi-dimensional crises have been affecting various aspects of Indonesian life, including sports. Look, the results of last SEA Games… Indonesia which used to be number one, is now in the fourth, under Thailand, Malaysia, and Vietnam. Badminton, a sport which make Indonesian people proud, seems in a bad shape too lately although the Indonesia managed to sneaked into final of the last Sudirman Cup this year. So… the win against Bahrain really made many people happy… Hope the team will play well in the next games!

I spent almost four hours watching the Wimbledon men’s final match between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal on TV last night until early morning

It’s really great game they showed with five thrilling sets. As a Federer’s fanatic fan, I got so involved emotionally on each point they were playing that made me stayed awake all night long and even long after the match had finished

Federer won the game, as we all know, for the fifth time in a row! Yeah, five years he has become the champ in Wimbledon… a fenomenal record that he has gained to match Bjorn Borg’s record 30 years ago.  It’s also Federer’s eleventh grand slam titles that makes him closer to another record of 14 grand slams by Pete Sampras. He will get those 14 or even more in next few years!

Federer is a great player… the best player ever!

Argh, very unfortunate that Federer has failed again to beat Nadal at Roland Garros final this year. The King of Clay who is also world number two player showed no mercy to all players by only dropping one set at final match to regain his kingship at Roland Garros for the third times in a row. Nadal became the second player in open era to get this hatrick after Bjorn Borg, who watched the final match. Nadal is only 21, so many more titles will be his in the future… including all other grand slams trophies… Let’s see if he can reach the stage that Federer is now showing.

As for Federer, Frech Open title is the only grand slam he has not obtained. Nadal has beaten him in three occassions… one in semi final  and twice in last two final matches. Well, Federer is still young himself. At 26, he has now 10 grand slam titles… only four short of what Pete Sampras has obtained. I beleive Federer will get more grand slam titles in two-three years ahead.

Go Fedex…

The French Open 2007 began today. It’ll be interesting to watch the matches… well at least to follow the results.

Can Rafael Nadal get his third consecutive title? (Well, in his third first appearance in the tournament!)

Can Roger Federer get the only grand slam title that he’s not obtained? (to add to 10 grand slam trophies he’s collected so far)

In the Hamburg Masters series lat week, it was Federer who beat Nadal… It was the first win for Federer on the clay against Nadal who has won 81 straight matches on clay. The head-to-head score is 7-5 still in favour of Nadal.

It’ll be wonderful to see the number 1 and 2 players on the world to meet on final! 

There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, and finally reached their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.

All of a sudden an old man’s face appeared outside the passenger window, and he tapped lightly on the window! The man on the passenger side screamed out, “Ahhhhhhh! Look at my window!!! There’s an old guy’s face there!”

The old man kept knocking, so the driver said, “Well, open the window a little and ask him what he wants!” So, the passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, “What do you want?”

The old man softly replied, “Do you have any cigarettes?”

The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, “He wants a cigarette.”

“Well, give him a cigarette! HURRY!!” the driver replies.

So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells to the driver, “Step on it!!!”, rolling up the window in terror.

Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down, and they start laughing again, and the passenger says, “What do you think of that?”

The driver replies, “I don’t know. How could that be? I am going pretty fast.”

Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock, and there is the old man again.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, there he is again!” the passenger yells.

“Well, see what he wants now!” yells back the driver.

He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says, “Yes?”

“Do you have a light?” the old man quietly asks.

The driver throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, “STEP ON IT!”

They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again there is more knocking!

“OH MY GOD! HE’S BACK!”

The passenger rolls down the window and screams in stark fear, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

The old man replies, “You want some help getting out of the mud?”