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30 January 2006

A man’s prayer

Filed under: Humor

You’re not happy with what you are or with what you’ve got? Yes, you may pray, asking God to be somebody else, to be in different places, to have more than what you’ve got. But… after your prayers are answered, are sure you’ll be satified? It’s humans nature… that’s what we say… humans never satisfy with what we have or get. Well, it’s then important taht we think twice before you ask or pray…

A man’s prayer

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear LORD: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

GOD, in HIS infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set our their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, pay the bills and balance the check book.

He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1.00 pm and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4.30pm he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9.00 pm he was and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "LORD, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The LORD, in HIS infinite wisdom, replied : "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But… you’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

24 January 2006

Interesting Conversation

Filed under: Humor
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I’m Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent!

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is’nt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I dont ha ve time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I’m Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I don’t like your tone of voice Mr and I don’t care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already I’m Sori! I’m Sori!! I’m SORI!!! You didn’t even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

15 January 2006

Technocrati

Filed under: Grumbling

Registered to Technocrati, a blog directory service. Here’s my Technorati Profile. From Technocrati, you will be able to see other blogs which link to yours… So, you know how popular your blog is! (argh, mine is not!) There’re other stuff as well which I have not explored…

4 January 2006

Diary: wife’s VS husband’s

Filed under: Humor
WIFE’s DIARY

Sunday night.

I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said: "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say: "I love u, too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

 

HUSBAND’s DIARY

Sunday.

Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!

1 January 2006

About Me

Filed under: Grumbling

Hanz Boer

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Originally from Indonesia and now residing in Sydney…

Studying as a postgraduate student at an Australian universtity.

A male…

Just started blogging recently… so your forgiveness for some naive postings will be much appreciated :P

What else?  More will be added later as necessary…

Oh, here’s the list of recent music tracks played on my computer:

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