Don’t Lie!
I always try to be a good truthfull person, although I won’t say I have never lied in my life. (Heheh… is it a confession or what?) Well, perhaps most people have lied, although as a matter of fact we, since we were kids, were always told that lying is bad and you must not tell any lies. Then, why people lie then? Is it human nature or what? I have no clues… Sometimes it’s funny that once you lie, you have to cover our lies with other lies… and you’ll be deeper and deeper in trouble, mate! And because those lies can contradict each other… and that’s the time when you’re lies will be uncovered! So, you’d better be careful… Better yet, don’t lie at all! Always tell the truth! Here’s a funny story which can perhaps make you think twice before you tell any lies…
The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let’s see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single, and second you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish."
The nun says, "That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party."
