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Are you a tennis fans? Well, even not, if you read any newspapers or watching news on TV, you will know this name: Roger Federer, or known as The Fe Express and will hear much about his being the best men tennis player ever!

Yeah… Obviously The Fed Express is the best men tennis player ever. He’s achieved such terrific career and breaking many world tennis record, which many of them had been unbreakable for ages. See these: 11 straight grand slam semis, 7 straight grand slam finals, back to back 3-straight grand slam titles, 36 straight wins, winning Australian Open without losing any single set!

He’s collected 10 grand slam titles. The only grand slam title he hasn’t got so far is French Open. But looking at his performance at Roland Garros, it seems that this year Federer will get it and will join only few players who had collected all 4 grand slam titles (the last player was Agassi).

The most grand slam title is held by Pete Sampras with 14 titles, but… watch out, Pete, in the next two years at most, Federer will pass that number! Oh, Sampras didn’t get French Open title during his era, the only one that he didn’t get. He was once to get to the final in Roland Garros. So, there’s big chance that Roger Federer will pass Pete Sampras achievement… and be the best men tennis player of all time!

A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave - side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends.

The funeral was to be held in cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As he was not familiar with the backwoods area, he got lost and being like some of the rest of us did not stop and ask for directions.

He finally arrived an hour late. He saw the back hoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. He apologized to the workers for his tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where he saw the vault lid already in place.
He assured the workers that he wouldn’t hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. And the preacher began.

As he preached, some of the workers began to say "Amen", "Praise the Lord", "Glory", and "Alleluia". Well, it kind of got him going and sort of got wound up and he preached like he’d never preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations. He closed the lengthy service with a prayer, closed his bible and walked to his car. As he was opening the door and taking off his coat, he overheard one of the workers saying to another," I ain’t never seen anything like that before and I’ve been puttin’ in septic tanks for twenty years."

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Yea yea yea… I’m still alive! If you wonder where I’ve been… Hmm… no simple answer for that question. It’s life, sometimes it’s rough, sometimes it’s zigzag, sometimes it’s up and down, sometimes you don’t know what chocolate you’re gonna get out of its box. Well, just a short entry to let you know I’m alive… hahaha… who knows… Ok here’s someting funny just to fill the space.

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There were once an old couple, both aged beyond their time. One day, as the two were sleeping soundly, the man got up to use the bathroom. As the man returned, he was overjoyed! He exclaimed, "Oh my god! I’ve just witnessed a miracle!" His wife curious, asks him to elaborate. So the old cuckold explained, "So i was using the bathroom, and when I entered to use the toilet, the lights magically turned on all by itself! As I was doing my business, I smelled sweet desserts and fruits. Such heavenly aromas… And when I was finished, the lights magically turned off… It was obviously a message from the Almighty himself!" They both took a moment of silence… Then the wife smacked her head and said, "Oh no! You pissed in the fridge again…"

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